Superbowl Funny

This was posted as part of a sermon at bible.org. I found it amusing and thought I’d share. Credit goes to Pastor Chip Bell.

Top Twelve Things Jesus Would Do at the Super Bowl
(one for each of the twelve apostles)

• Number 12. Throw moneychangers out of the concession stands
• Number 11. Miraculously provide front row parking for everyone
• Number 10. New ticket policy: “whosoever will may come”

• Number 9. Grace-oriented pep talk in the locker room
• Number 8. Encourage each team not to give offense to the other
• Number 7. Command the waves

• Number 6. Cancel all penalties for players who believe in Him
• Number 5. Feed the crowd with only 5 hotdogs and 2 bags of peanuts
• Number 4. Discourage any “Hail Mary” passes

• Number 3. Clothe the cheerleaders
• Number 2. Promote third-down conversions
• and the Number 1 thing Jesus would do at the Super Bowl….
  Root for the Cowboys Bears

Sorry had to make a little edit. Sad but I think Pastor Bells discernment faultered there on number one. Thank you Pastor Bell for the chuckle.